- Not allowing a vote on the EU which ZNL promised.
- Wasting lives and money needlessly IMHO in Iraq and Afghanistan.
- Not giving troops the best equipment that is available.
- ZNL failing in their duty of care to our armed forces.
- Making the elderly sell their homes to fund their own healthcare.
- Compulsory ID cards.
- Letting prisoners out early as they’ve failed to build new prisons.
- Other dangerous prisoners also walking out of Open Prisons almost on a daily basis.
- Stealth Taxes. Never ending, ever increasing.
- Abysmal stewardship of the judicial system handing out ludicrously low sentences.
- Lack of Police on the streets.
- Burglary no longer an imprisonable offence.
- Lacklustre Ministers, many of them women who come out with one barking mad policy after another. E.g only being able to appoint minority groups to jobs.
- Embracing the ‘Human Rights Act’ which is 99% used by scrotes.
- Filthy MRSA and C Diff ridden Hospitals which show people that ZNL doesn’t give a toss about you.
- Anti Global warming (stealth taxation). E.g Road Tax soon to go through the roof.
- Unchecked food, petrol, gas and electricity increases.
- Doing fuck all about the Equitable Life fiasco (which affected around 1m people).
- Monitoring peoples private phone calls, e-mail and texts.
- Total over surveillance.
- Failing to control immigration.
- Not being able to find David Cameron’s bike.
- Northern Rock fiasco. Another massive waste of money.
- Failing to regulate financial institutions effectively thereby causing the credit crunch.
- Not sacking Ian Blair.
- Failing to build new roads resulting in humungous congestion practically everywhere.
- House prices falling.
- Nanny state laws being introduced daily.
- Smoking ban. fucking up pub life.
- Giving charitable donations to pisspot countries who are bugger all to do with us and wouldn’t give us the snot off their noses if it was the other way round.
- Fucking up the London Tube.
- Creating an environment where the Police seem to be on the side of scrotes not the taxpayers that pay their wages.
- Useless measures like ASBO’s, community service orders that deter nobody.
- Impression that prisoners suffer no real hardship, in fact have a better standard of living than those on the outside.
- NHS Postcode lottery causing absolute mayhem in the NHS. Massively unfair.
- Confiscating Boris Johnson's cigar case that he nicked from Tariq Aziiz's bombed house.
- High percentage of school leavers who can’t even read and write.
- People are afraid to go out at night through fear of being mugged, raped, stabbed or shot.
- Many estates like the wild west.
- Law and order is a joke.
- People ending up with a criminal record for committing relatively minor offences such as dropping a dog end in the street.
- Over zealous use of terror legislation to throw out moaning old blokes attending ZNL party conferences or Japanese tourists taking photographs of the House of Commons.
- Scottish and Welsh divollution adding massively to taxation and chaos.
- Endless PC Bollocks.
Sunday, 27 July 2008
Thursday, 24 July 2008
Old Holborn is away next week upsetting the French, plundering their wine cellars and hitting their children, whilst pushing every fluff lipped teenager he can find off their pathetic mopeds.
Blogging may be slow. Diplomatic relations with the Gauls may hit a new low.
Right. So where does my vote go?
Libertarians. What does a libertarian believe in?
My life, my responsibility – This means that if I want a house, I get a job that will pay me enough to buy a house. This means I will need skills that people will pay for. This means I need to be half ways educated. So, I studied, got a good job, earned enough to buy a house and bought one. Not exactly remarkable but millions of people out there prefer to let the State organise all of that for them. The end result is that the State, who frankly couldn’t run a bath, educated them. So they are thick. So the State let’s them go to university where they study “Wayne Rooney Interactions and Paradigm shifts”. They pass and now have an utterly useless qualification. So they can’t get a good job because they are thick and not qualified. So they turn to the State for Tax Credits to supplement their income stacking shelves in Aldi. Now they can just about afford a house but shit themselves each month when the bills drop on the mat. One percent change in Interest rates will see them living back with Mum and Dad. Is that a free life? Nope. It is bonded labour to the all powerful State.
If it is not expressly forbidden, then it is allowed. That used to be the case. Want to put a model of a shark on the roof? Go ahead. Want to drill for oil in your own garden? No problem. This has now all changed 180 degrees. Britain has become a place where unless it is expressly allowed, consider it forbidden. How many times have you thought “I wonder if I’m allowed to do that” recently? Every single part of our lives is being run centrally and it pisses me off. If what I am doing is not hurting or lowering the quality of anyone else’s life, why the fuck should they be interested? But they are. Very interested. I am monitored, tracked and studied by everyone from Tescos to the TV licensing people. Libertarianism says “look. Fuck off. Leave me alone, alright?If I came up to you and continually flicked you on the cheek, you'd ask me to stop, if I didn't stop, you'd end up smacking me one. Don't say you haven't been warned.”. (H/T Snowolf)
So in summary, if you believe that ultimately, when lying on your deathbed, you had the life that you wanted because you took responsibility for it and can die happy, then you are a Libertarian. If you gasp and mutter that not enough is in the bank, that awful Mr Wilson let you down, your lot was shite, wouldn’t it have been nice if only…etc, then you are exactly the sort of twat that the three main political parties feed off.
Libertarians may or may not die rich. They may or may not die famous or successful. But they DO die happy. Because they did it their way.
Wednesday, 23 July 2008
7 year old Fatima said (via a translator)
This is shit, innit. Ever since I was born, I have been engaged to Habib Hubcap, my dad's brother. I'm supposed to be in Bradford by now, bigging it up wiv da Mothercare Massive instead of sitting here chewing dust for like, no rupees a day, whatever, to support the family housebrick business. We are not happy. Mohammed married a foetus AND had bridesmaids and cake and everything, so this is obviously another outrage against Islam. Like them pictures, innit.
This is shit, innit. I've filled in the child benefit forms, my other wives have bought her a Bratz doll in Argos from their own pocket money and now what? 21 years old before Fatima can join me in my bed? Fuck me, life expectancy for females is only 14 in my province, so I guess I'm engaged to a corpse. My brother paid me £3000 to marry this inbred and I've already spent that on the Mondeo so he's not getting that back, I can bloody well tell you....I feel a Jihad coming on. What's Trevor Phillip's number, innit?
Pakistani cousins outside the infant school gates today in Karachi
Dear Sirs/Madams/ Transgenders
It has been brought to my attention by some computer generated abuse from your good selves in the snailmail this morning that you wish me to pay a not inconsiderable sum for your services, which I neither use nor require.
In a bid to understand exactly what it is you purport to offer, I had a look at the listings online. Ye Gods. You really have lost the plot haven’t you? Do you really think you can charge people real money for atrocious drivel that you pollute the airwaves with? I am somewhat renowned for my over active bile duct but I can honestly say that the services of a travelling coconut shy, fronted by a Romany toothless old hag smelling of lucky heather are more appealing for the pound in my pocket than you lot. What the hell are you spending all that money on?
Apart from the fact that you receive your income from the public, you insist on believing that it is the Government that pays your wages. What other reason could there possibly be for the likes of Nick Robinson felching over the current bunch of thieves, crooks and wandering minstrels in power or placing that well known champagne socialist/cock sucker Polly Toynbee on OUR screens? You do understand that a television is a highly valued object here at Farqham Hall and will only take so many housebricks being thrown at it before it goes the way of British Industry or Northern Rock?
I digress. Needless to say, I didn’t order celebrity pig wanking, Noel fucking Edmonds, the Telly Tubbies, ethnically adjusted news readers or Barbara Bastard Windsor into my castle and therefore see no reason why you should expect me to keep them in the style to which you have made them accustomed. I no longer require a licence as I no longer require a Television, spouting grain harvest figures or tractor production direct from New Labour 24/7. I no longer need to see whether Peaches Geldof is wearing any knickers as she climbs out of a taxi and I certainly no longer need to see endless reports, live from Karachi, telling me to buy organic Halal meat as it is healthier for me (and drink less, stop smoking, brush your teeth and eat up all your greens).
In the same way I have not ordered nor require Dwarf Porn, curry Pizzas, Kentucky Fried Chicken or raw sewage pumped into my house, I no longer require (nor indeed, ever did) your slurry. Please take this letter as cancellation of my use of the TV. Oh, and don’t use the argument that because I can receive the BBC, I should pay for it. I could use the same argument about my energy suppliers and yet only one bills me every month.
I remain completely disobedient and your master.
PS: Let me know when you have something that I might like to watch and I’ll consider paying to watch it. Until then, keep awarding yourselves pay rises, bonuses, jolly days out to Beijing to watch the under 14 girls gymnastics, employing all your darling nieces and nephews, fresh out of South Upminster University. Like Labour, you will eventually run out of other people’s money. "sail on by" my fat, hairy arse.
"This is the BBC. Do as you are fucking well told. Do not go out, eat all your greens, stop drinking and smoking. This is for YOUR benefit This has been a Public Service Announcement on behalf Of ZaNuLabour. Thank You *fizzle*"
Tuesday, 22 July 2008
Monday, 21 July 2008
For Britain, Cahill analyses this landownership, showing how a tiny minority exploits British society. 160,000 families, 0.3% of the population, own 37 million acres, two thirds of Britain, 230 acres each. Just 1,252 of them own 57% of Scotland. They pay no land tax. Instead every government gives them £2.3 billion a year and the EU gives them a further £2 billion. Each family gets £26,875.
By contrast, 57.5 million of us pay £10 billion a year in council tax, a land tax, £550 per household. We live in 24 million homes on about four million acres. 65% of homes are privately owned, so 16 million of us own just 2.8 million acres, an average 0.18 acres each.
The top landowners are the Forestry Commission, 2.6 million acres, the Ministry of Defence 750,000, the royal family 670,000 (including the Crown Estate 400,000 and the Duchy of Cornwall 141,000), the National Trust 550,000, insurance companies 500,000, the utility companies 500,000, the Duke of Buccleuch 270,700, the National Trust for Scotland 176,287, the Dukedom of Atholl 148,000, the Duke of Westminster 140,000 and the Church of England 135,000.
The Forestry Commission, Britain's biggest single landowner, runs its holdings conservatively and secretively. We could expand the forest estate by a million acres a year, producing rural jobs, getting profits from the sale of wood and pulp (cutting our balance of payments deficit) and reducing the output of greenhouse gases. This would cost between £588 million and £750 million.
Through the 18th century enclosures, the landowning class stole eight million acres from the people. They still hide their crimes and their takings. The 1872 Return of Owners of Land was made, but then hidden and never updated. Shares have to be registered; land doesn't. The Land Registry does not know who owns between 30 and 50% of land.
Cahill compares Britain with other countries where revolutions have ended the feudal tenure of land. Denmark redistributed its land to the peasantry in 1800. In Ireland, in 1876, 616 landowners owned 80% of the country. By 1930, 13 million acres of Ireland's 20 million acres had been sold to owner-occupiers. Now, there are no landlords - home ownership is 82%, Ireland's 149,500 farms are 97% owner-occupied and owner-farmed, there is no poll tax, water is free and pensioners get free transport, TV and glasses.
Cahill claims that Blair's reform of the House of Lords "definitively cut the permanent link between power and the landowners." But just as in 1872, the state is defending landed capital by making it less visible. Class power does not depend on sitting in the House of Lords, but on private ownership of the means of production, protected and subsidised by a capitalist state. The Greens, like the heritage lobby, shield the landowners against public ownership of the land.
The Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs says its mission is to shift EU subsidies from food production to land management, but the EU already does this, with its £2 billion annual subsidy to the landowners, not to working farmers. We need to produce our own food: food production is in our national strategic interest. It is a national security issue that must not be determined either by the EU or by the market.
Landowners' wealth is a parasite on Britain, the least productive part of the economy, with the most state support. Their wealth comes not from farming, nor even from renting, but from trickling land onto the urban housing market. They sell land to property developers, at an average price per acre of £404,000 in 1999. The clearing banks and building societies strip our industries of investment capital, then support their clients the landowners by running the rigged and overpriced land market.
Britain needs land reform. "Windfall gains on development land should be made subject to windfall taxes." We should also tax land and stop the owners avoiding tax through offshore trusts; this could raise £17 billion. The European Convention of Human Rights says there should be no confiscation without compensation. Haven't landowners had enough compensation already? We need more land for housing. This would cut land prices, free more to invest in good quality, spacious homes and gardens, and revive the building industry.
We also know that over 7 million drones work directly for the State and 21 million drones receive some sort of benefit in cash from the State. Perfect for any government heading into a recession in fact. Do as you are told or the money stops. House gone, job gone and loan sharks circling.
So am I in favour of the workshy being forced to work?
No. I am not. Pay people who want to work and for those who would rather not, simply withdraw all benefits. I see no logical reason why I should pay taxes in order to fnance the welfare hammock that Lee and Mohammeds wives are currently "relaxing in". I don't want the State rounding up the workshy. I want the workshy to simply starve to death by not handing them billions upon billions just to keep them voting ZNL. Whether they receive their dole or a wageslip from Gordon, it is still bonded labour.
Prisoners can cut grass, sweep the streets and test dangerous drugs. Dressed in pink ballgowns. Instead of learning advanced drug dealing and PS3 skills in luxury hotels.
Get to work or stop holding out your hands for more scratchcard/Stella vouchers. Also anyone with ME (how apt is that diagnosis?) should be culled.
This shake-up will apply to all 4.5 million people on out-of-work benefits,
Friday, 18 July 2008
GOVERNMENT TO CONSOLIDATE ALL ITS DEBTS INTO ONE LOW MONTHLY PAYMENT
THE Treasury is to relax its rules on borrowing after seeing a television advert featuring Carol Vorderman. Officials are examining how they can adapt the fiscal rules set in place by Gordon Brown over a decade ago, allowing them to pay off existing debts and borrow more, all at one low, low rate of interest. The government is expected to secure the loan against the Royal Navy, Princess Anne and the Falkland Islands.
A senior Treasury source said: "We weren't sure until the permanent secretary stressed that it was Carol Vorderman. "He pointed out she was incredibly good at maths and then showed us some highlights from Countdown.
"Two, three, five, nine, 75 and 100 - and she still comes up with 684. Frankly, I couldn't have been more gobsmacked if she had turned herself into a chicken."
With tax receipts forecast to fall next year, the government believes a consolidation loan can help it to ease everyday money worries and treat itself to a ride-on lawnmower and a trip to the Grand Canyon.
The source added: "And if there's anything left over we'll use it to bribe the shit out of everyone just before the next election
Thursday, 17 July 2008
Don't believe me? HERE
"There are two main benefits from the use of Lantern," he said.
"Firstly it helps establish someone's identity which can result in the apprehension of more criminals.
"Secondly, in normal circumstances if a person stopped is unable to verify who they are they are arrested, taken to a police station and have their fingerprints taken in custody.
"Now this can be done in quick time out on the streets reducing the inconvenience to members of the public stopped and freeing up officers both out on patrol and back in custody.
Wednesday, 16 July 2008
Home owners and “have-a go-heroes” have for the first time been given the legal right to defend themselves against burglars and muggers free from fear of prosecution.
In practice, householders are seldom prosecuted if they harm or even kill an intruder but the Act will give them greater legal protection .They will be able to use force against criminals who break into their homes or attack them in the street without worrying that "heat of the moment” misjudgements could see them brought before the courts. Under new laws police and prosecutors will have to assess a person’s actions based on the person’s situation "as they saw it at the time” even if in hindsight it could be seen as unreasonable.
For example, homeowners would be able stab or shoot a burglar if confronted or tackle them and use force to detain them until police arrive. Muggers could be legally punched and beaten in the street or have their own weapons used against them.
Top value. So, starting today, I am going to start using my pepper spray on the retinas of the insolent oiks. If I am threatened with a knife, I am going to perform anal surgery on the perpetrator, with his own knife, and god forbid, if anyone is wandering around on my landing at 3am, they can expect to meet the cold hard steel of Wehrauch HW57
I am also looking forward to kicking to death my first chav.
Tuesday, 15 July 2008
Title card: Len's List:1. When you're commissioning your programmes ...put diversity on the agenda. Write it in there so it doesn't get forgotten.2. Reach out to schools and colleges and make people aware that ethnic minorities are welcome in the UK TV Industry - get in on the ground floor otherwise these people are not going to be able to contribute to our industry.3. Set targets. You know who I'm talking about. If you don't set targets, you're gonna have an empty plate up here. I don't want anyone to end up with two cheesy balls and a pepperami ...set targets ...do it tomorrow.4. Create internships to give people without the benefit of an Oxbridge education the chance to participate in programme making. I'm talking mentoring, apprenticeships the full works.5. When you're looking for people to put in front of the cameras ... why don't you try going off the beaten track a little bit? You might just find... someone like me.6.You commercial guys ...start thinking of ethnic minorities as an untapped market. They're the audience of the future; they're consumers just like everybody else, start going for that diversity pound.7.and you might not be able to do this tomorrow ...unless you're Mark Thompson or Michael Grade ...but... Start appointing ethnic minority staff. None of this changes ...unless you appoint staff. LenARRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Monday, 14 July 2008
I read this elsewhere:
"get out now, whilst you can, let the chavs, kurds, blacks and Albanians fight over the pox ridden worthless remnants of the UK" . It would appear they have already started
Some tax credits yesterday after being handed out to Shazza Le Toyah Wilson of Hull by mistake. She spent them on scratchcards and Lambrini and is now the proud owner of a "Bratz" pair of ceramic hair tongs.
"Levels of tax credits error and fraud are significant when compared with the expenditure on the scheme. I have therefore qualified my opinion on the regularity of these payments. HMRC now has a target and has developed a strategy for reducing error and fraud. It will need to monitor how the measures it adopts are contributing to the achievement of the target and to respond effectively."
2.45 Since the tax credits scheme was introduced in April 2003 it has suffered from high levels of error and fraud. The Department’s latest estimate is that in 2006-07 error and fraud resulted in between £1.31 billion and £1.54 billion (7.2 to 8.4 per cent of the final value of awards) being paid to claimants to which they were not entitled...
Sunday, 13 July 2008
I thought it was joke at first. Then I realised they are actually recommending putting a curfew on children.
A report from a House of Commons committee will say this week that a national curfew on young teenagers could curb anti-social and violent behaviour. Keith Vaz, the Labour chairman of the home affairs select committee, said: “I have sympathy with the view that children should not be out after 9pm"
The rest of us are next. If you have no legal business being out on the streets after midnight, you will be rounded up by fingermen. Quite, quite remarkable. Something I never thought I would see in the UK. The State actually locking up innocent people in their houses under pain of DNA extraction. Simply stunning.
People, we need to start rioting. I don't think I can take much more of this. My V for Vendetta walk is starting to look a very very long way off. The State is about to try, convict and sentence to house arrest millions of it's innocent citizens without any defence.
This must be stopped. Governments should be afraid of their people, not the other way round. Is there a curfew in Zimbabwe?
We already have laws to deal with this.
section 30(6) of the Anti-social Behaviour Act 2003 to remove a person between the hours of 9pm and 6am provided they’re under the age of 16. However, it can’t be used arbitrarily (R. (on the application of W) v Commissioner of Police of the Metropolis  EWCA Civ 458). The young person must either be at risk of or be involved in anti-social behaviour
How exactly does putting millions of UK citizens in remote villages in the UK under house arrest deal with black knife crime in Harlesdon?
Saturday, 12 July 2008
Monday, 7 July 2008
Saturday, 5 July 2008
from the LPUK Blog
Politicians are the only people in the world who create problems and then campaign against them.
Have you ever wondered why, if both the Conservative and Labour parties are against national debt, we have a national debt? Have you ever wondered why, if all the politicians are against inflation and high taxes, we have inflation and high taxes?
You and I don't propose a budget. The Chancellor does. You and I don't have the authority to vote on Government spending plans. Members of Parliament do. You and I don't write the tax code. Members of Parliament do. You and I don't set fiscal policy. Members of Parliament do. You and I don't control monetary policy. The Chancellor does, and the Bank of England follows his instructions.
646 Members of Parliament -- 646 human beings out of our 60 million population -- are directly, legally, morally and individually responsible for the domestic problems that plague this country.
I've excluded the House of Lords for a sound reason. They don't originate legislation, and any suggestions that they make can be overruled by the House of Commons. Members of Parliament, and Members of Parliament alone, are responsible for legislation.
I've excluded all of the special interest groups and lobbyists for a sound reason. They have no legal authority. They have no ability to coerce a Member of Parliament to do one cotton-picking thing. I don't care if they offer an MP one million pounds in cold, hard cash. The MP has the power to accept or reject it.
No matter what the lobbyist promises, it is the legislator's responsibility to determine how he votes.
Don't you see how the con game is played on the people by the politicians? Those 646 human beings spend much of their energy convincing you that what they did is not their fault. They co-operate in this timeless con regardless of party.
When a politician speaks of honour, it's the kind that's only found amongst thieves. When they speak of trust, you know it's yours that they will be taking advantage of.
It seems inconceivable to me that a nation of 60 million cannot replace 646 people who stand convicted -- on a daily basis -- of gross incompetence and irresponsibility.
When you fully grasp the plain truth that 646 people exercise the power of our national government, then it must follow that what exists is what they want to exist.
If the tax system is unfair, it's because they want it unfair. If the budget is in the red, it's because they want it in the red. If our troops are in Iraq, it's because they want them in Iraq.
There are no insoluble government problems. Do not let these 646 people shift the blame to bureaucrats, whom they hire and whose jobs they can abolish; to lobbyists, whose gifts and advice they can reject; to regulators, to whom they give the power to regulate and from whom they can take it.
Above all, do not let them con you into the belief that there exist disembodied mystical forces like "the economy," "inflation" or "politics" that prevent them from doing what they took an oath to do.
These 646 people and they alone are responsible. They and they alone have the power. They and they alone should be held accountable by the people who are their bosses. These 646 people are employed by us, to work for us, but have miserably failed us at every turn.
It's time to hang every last one of them.